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So, Superbowl XLVII is coming up in less than 2 weeks.  The San Francisco 49ers versus the Baltimore Ravens.

Aka, the Harbaugh Bowl.

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Best Text of 2012

Here’s an actual text from 2012 between myself and my daughter.  I think this impromptu demonstration of my imagination is Exhibit A in the ongoing trial regarding my right to have caffeine…

Daughter:  Lol yeah I was gonna eat cereal this morning but a didn’t have any milk 😦

Me:  I hate it when a doesn’t have any milk.  Then, b comes along and tries borrowing some from a and a is all like “Hey!  I don’t have any milk!”  But b won’t listen to a at all.  Then this wakes up c and c comes down the stairs all grumpy-like and says “Now, see here!”  And b says, “Yeah yeah, we know you’re here but there’s no sense in being all grumpy about it.  I’m here too and a won’t share the milk with me neither!”  Then a starts to try explaining the situation again and c yells “Be quiet!” and b says “Don’t you yell at me!  I WAS being quiet! It’s a that you should be yelling at!”  And then, a huge flood of milk comes roaring into the room, followed by a huge spoon from the sky and that’s when you realize that Alphabits are really bad roommates…  Now, what were we talking about?

You know, after typing all of that again, I realized just how awesome that little story was!  Man, I’m good.  I’m gonna have to go make some coffee now and start working on my stories again…

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Nursing Home

Want to know what it’s going to be like when you finally get herded to the local nursing home?  Here’s what you do:

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The time has finally arrived.  I’ve made my New Year’s resolutions, made some hot chocolate, and am comfortable in knowing that 2011 is going to be so much better than 2010.  Why?  Let’s take a trip in the Way Back Machine and revisit the events of this past year, both good and bad…

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2011: The Year in Preview

I don’t usually make New Year’s resolutions.  If you ask anyone what their resolutions for the year would be, they would probably repeat many of the same things that they had said the previous year.  But I understand the need to set goals and the feeling of marking off an item on a list after having accomplished something.  And that’s not such a bad thing.

So, for the first time in my life, I’ve decided to make a list of things that I’d like to accomplish before this year is over.  And here it is….

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A Pop Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, in the land of Radio, there lived a hydra.  However, this hydra was different from the one Hercules once faced, for it was a tremendous beast with 5 heads of different sizes.  And each head would sing forth a note of music as if it were a siren, luring unsuspecting victims into giving them money and adoration.  As time wore on, the smallest of the 5 heads continued to grow and it learned new notes.  Eventually, this head started to act independently of the others and cut itself off from the rest of the hydra, effectively killing the other heads.  This head decided to take the name Michael and wanted to become the king of Radio.

But there were others with the same dream.

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Ghost Punter

I love watching the SyFy channel (still can’t used to that name).  I’ve always loved fantasy, horror, and sci-fi stories, so that channel became one of my favorites the moment I discovered it.

And then, they began running a series called Ghost Hunters.  I’m not one to enjoy watching reality tv shows, but this one had me hooked.

Which all led to a thought I had today – since ghosts seem to appear to the living in the same garments that they wore when they were alive, what would I wear?  And it occurred to me.  I want to pass away while dressed as a jedi.

Imagine appearing at the end of some kid’s bed, telling him that he needs jedi training and that he should seek out Yoda immediately.  And I’m sure whispering “use the force” into someone’s ear at just the right moment has got to have entertaining results sooner or later.  Especially if I move objects around for them when they try.

So what outfit would you want to wear as a ghost?  Let me know by leaving a comment.  Until then, may the farce be with you!

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